Homophobic Sapiens
I was passing by this men’s clothing store the other day, called Philosophy, when I saw the gayest t-shirt ever.
No, it wasn’t hot pink. Or fuschia. It wasn’t fishnet. Neither was it sheer and see-through.
It was just your basic, white, cotton tee. And it had these words emblazoned on the front: I wish I knew how to quit you.
I thought about buying it and giving it to one of my homophobic male friends as a prank since he obviously hasn’t seen Brokeback Mountain. And I know for a fact that the line doesn’t sound familiar to him at all. Gay Philosophy t-shirt - RM70. Wrapping paper - RM2. Watching his reaction when he wears it out in public for the first time and attracts the (unwanted) attention of some, uh, amorous men - priceless.
I’m just too cruel for words. But that should teach him a thing or two for having an unfounded, unreasonable fear and hatred of homosexuals. I mean, it’s not like he’s ever spent time in prison or had a traumatic experience in a communal shower before. He hears the word ‘homo’ and starts cringing like he just sucked on a lemon. Dumb homo sapien.
